Chelsey’s Cause
“I dumped Darren,” Chelsey told her friend, Beth. “Why?” Beth asked, surprised. “I thought you were really into him.” “I was until I found out that he’s another one of those purple nurple nimcompoops.” Beth’s eyes widened. “He twisted your nipples until they turned purple? I’ve heard of people doing that. Sounds very painful.” She… Read More Chelsey’s Cause