I’m truly blessed to be married to Judy. She’s the only one I know who thinks that was funny finding me in bed with another woman. Before you all start thinking that she’s certifiable, let me explain what happened. Her friend, Gwen was sleeping over. Sometime during the night, I went to the guestroom. The next morning when Gwen awoke, she screamed when she discovered me lying next to her. Judy had to explain that I’m a somnambulist.
This post was inspired by a true account of a man whose wife found him in the guestroom with a guest and her husband. The woman woke up at dawn, screaming when she discovered that there were two men in bed with her instead of just one. The somnambulist’s wife did her best to explain what had happened before she took him back to their bed where he belonged.