Gwyneth glanced up from sorting the colorful rolls of thread. “You’re joking,” she said to her brother, Nolan.
He glowered at her. “I’m not,” he informed her crossly. “If people can change their genders and their birth names, I don’t see why I can’t change my age. I’m 65 years old but I look and feel twenty years younger.”
“So, you want to change your age to…?”
“I’m looking for a job.”
“What on earth for? You’re retiring next month.”
“I don’t want to retire. I want to continue working but wherever I apply, I’ll face discrimination because of my age. If I’m 45, I’ll have a better chance of getting hired.”
“What does Vera think about this?”
“Vera and I broke up.”
“She didn’t approve, so you dumped her.”
“Well, yes and no. We’re not compatible anymore and besides, I met this beautiful woman at the gym yesterday and…”
“She’s much younger than Vera, isn’t she?”
“You make me sound like a jerk.”
“Well, you are, no matter what your age.”
This story was inspired by the true one of a 69 year old man who applied to legally change his age because he identifies as 20 years younger.